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Topical Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What would you think if a 50 y.o. was shagging your 20 y.o. daughter?
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    and what age difference is there between you and your soon to be ex missus?
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    2 years.
     
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    How is that even possible <yikes>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    me and you, curry?
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Can we shag first? The spices make semen unpalatable.
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Once while in the waiting room of the dentist I was reading an article in a magazine whereby the article was a survey by women and the taste o their men's spunk after eating different food stuffs.. The result of the survey was that curry made it taste good.. Things like strawberries made it taste bad..

    <ok>
     
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  9. Sweats

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    alas not.. Everyone knows that just tastes like beef and cheese..
     
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  10. Hash.

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    jip your 33% rule is not bad but the law is half your age plus 7 = the minimum age of a bird you're allowed bone.

    Example 1 : ER 76/2 + 7 = 45

    Therefore 51 year old Tina is fair game <ok>
     
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    If Tina can put up with his stink of desperation and his diseased phallus <ok>
     
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  12. Hash.

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    If a fifteen year old girl goes to France with a 30 year old man, travelling at an average speed of 12mph, what is the probability of that girl getting ****ed?
     
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    He was allegedly about to get fired from his job, his missus was breaking his balls and he was a teacher.

    I can see why he gave it all up <ok>

    (I'm not condoning his actions)
     
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    He's been caught trying to spend fake &#8364;2 coins.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    The guy knows he will be nicked and sent down as soon as he shows his face back here in Blighty so I would pretty much guarantee he is getting his hole with the schoolie burd as many times as he can manage. Something to lie in bed and dream of when he is on a 2 stretch in Belmarsh.

    I bet he's worked out a couple of logarithms over her chesticles. Mmmmmmm teen tits. (16s only :emoticon-0105-wink:)
     
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  18. Barrie Lochrie

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    Get it PUMPED!!




















    (by taking her to Spain where it's legal to shag 15yo's)
     
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    Jesus Christ.

    A fella on a football forum asking people who would have sex with a 15 year old.

    Biggus Diccus trying to sound out people for his new group or ring of like minded gentlemen.

    Disgraceful.
     
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    <laugh>

    c <oook>

    ps; Ah wid but only after her next birthday<ok>
     
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