None smoker I'm afraid, one bad habit I've never had. Come to think of it I've never had any bad habits.
OMG, l am literally wetting myself at your perception of me JPF. I can hardly see the keyboard to type for the tears of laughter running down my face. I am going to send you my medical bill for the hernia repair. Bonkers totally Bonkers, but you have just made my day. Lol, lol ,lol,
Where did I go wrong...? It was the smile wasn't it... You just don't seem like the miserable type...