I hate these ****s like Merson with their nice comfortable up bringings who think they're in a real life version of the Sweeney or something and say just about everything in rhyme and also deliberately dumb down their accents. Most of it is made up off the tops of their heads so they really do look like ******s. My mate does it and thinks it makes him look clever, funny or like one of the lads - he's in his 40s FFS - it just makes him look like a ****ing idiot.