My favourite strip was Desiree (her stage name), 3:45pm after leaving work early on a Friday to go to that place across from the HorseShoo.
All the bigot uniforms (ie Rangers strips) since the beginning of time have been terrible. Apart from the new one - I quite like it.
That a rubbish wan .. they have to kepe there skants oan! Best wan I went to was in the Burke n (nae) Hare in Embra! Wee dirty fingered herself in the private booth ... Legs n Co in Glesga is full of junkies!
No way - there was a Polish one in Seventh Heaven who had a tattoo on her fanny and she rubbed her clit piercing on my nose, bit my stawner through my jeans, the lot. That is one of the stupidest laws I've ever heard of, man.
I've no been in the Paisley one for over a year as well. Presumably, they can circumvent the nae gash law as it's outside Glasgow. You'd think they'd use that to get the crowds in. Right enough, Club Tigerlily is an experience like no other <gunshotwounds><bigarsedgoths>
I double dunted with the fanny tattoo lassie last time I was there. Don't really do titty bars anymore, man - there's little point throwing money away to walk about with a pointless hardon and the cashspunk always takes too much explaining to the missus <jointaccount>. Right enough, the stawner-biter was worth £40 (at the time, anyway)
Yep, only ever been in the once for that very reason. If there isny going to be a happy ending to the transaction what is the point.
It would take the best part of the month to hose oot that Goth lassie's one Seriously, but, Pud. Are they a decent sort or would they shoot you if you got wide with them?
