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John Terry announces his retirement from international football

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    John,

    I and all members of Not606 would like to thank you for your services to English football and your help in getting us to that all important number three ranking. While you will be missed, I feel that you have stepped down at the correct time and that we can bring in new blood to push us up above Germany where we deserve to be. You have been a fine ambassador for our great sport and can step down knowing that you have an un-tarnished reputation and are in no way a massive racist or adulterer. All the best for the future.

    Yours,

    Not606.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    Fine post. Always liked the big ****.
     
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  3. Rorschach

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    is he scared that he'll meet rio at the england camp?
     
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  4. TigersFan

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    Ugh good!
     
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  5. OddRiverOakWizards

    OddRiverOakWizards Well-Known Member

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    Strange timing, especially after he played last time. I presume the FA have applied pressure.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Good riddance <applause>
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I'm gutted the big **** is retiring. England might pick someone with actual ability instead.
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    All we need to do is send Barry to the glue factory and make sure Lampard/Crouch/Defoe stay as far away from the team as possible and we might stand a chance of playing some decent football...
     
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  9. bishbosh

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    Thank **** for that! The most odious character in football by far!!!!
     
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  10. Sweats

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    I thought John Terry had been brutally murdered by the ghost of Stephen Lawrence.. Then I realised it was some weird fantasy..
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Dear John,

    Considering the long line of East London criminal stock you've emerged from, I suppose a bit of casual racism and shagging a team-mate's girlfriend are not the most heinous atrocities. We're all very proud of you.

    Yours,

    Not606
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    John Terry trying to be all magnanimous and not wanting to be told he is finished by the FA before his hearing so elects to resign from international football first. What a low-life scumbag he is.

    If/when the FA charge him with racist comments and dish out a lengthy ban what will Chelskum do about him bearing in mind they have a zero tolerance policy towards racism and they want the taunts aimed at Obi Wan Mikkel dealt with in the harshest terms possible.

    Two-faced scumbag captain at a shameful club supported by knuckle dragging racists (I checked and Wikipedia said so)
     
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  13. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    Wayne Bridge has announced he is coming out of international retirement
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    John Terry has retired from international football to spend more time with your wife!
     
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  15. Null

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    Does that mean the WAGs wil be allowed back to watch the games without fear ...
     
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  16. charlienicholasismydad

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    I would of thought that they should be more fearful for if he isn't on the pitch then he will be in the stands.
     
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  17. Hash.

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    Well Done John <applause> after lifting the World cup in 2010 and the Euros this summer there was **** all else left at international level for you. Take a bow son.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    As a footballer, Terry was on the wayne, and it's too late for him to be attempting to build bridges with this bullshit.
     
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