Any twats on it at the moment? I'm on my phone so I can't tell. If there are, use this thread as your chatbox. Poor old Jip - newly separated from his wife - needs your company at the moment you selfish fuckers.
Jip, if you don't use the app, just the regular website, you get chatbox. and sorry to hear about the split, fatso x0x0x0
theres no point in me ringing her if you have them i used like the ELO music in the background as she moaned for me .... moan moan moan ''jips a fat **** and hes ginger moan moan fattys going bald and doesnt even clean up etc etc
Using the regular site uses too much battery. And when you're out on the road, living from one motel to the next, battery is important. Thanks anyway. You got any mates who like huge, hairy blokes? It's ok mate. You got any mind-altering drugs to numb the pain?
I'll probably just go from one motel to the next, prizefighting, hustling, living on my wits. Either that or my mum's
Dodge ecstasy, speed and cocaine and anything remotely lovely dovey. My EXPERT advice would to have some fun with some more socially acceptable drugs, such as Di-hydrocodeine, Co-Codamol or Valium. In large quantities of course. If that fails go out and score some acid or pick some mushrooms.
Being serious for a second, I'm really sorry. I know what it's like, trust me. And yes, I know a few folk who like big hairy men - does it need to be female though?
Do you want my wife Jip ? at this rate I wish I was moving from motel to motel , solving a local mystery and banging the local slut and then just move on again
