Saw Brendans Porsche on the being Liverpool program was quite funny, nice motor, black on black to boot. Saw a new sls, again black on black when I was in Scotland last week, absolutely beautiful & definitely my dream car. In reality however, ive just been given a motor allowance at my new job of 275gbp a month for 6 months untill I can pick from a range of BMWs & Audis (got my eye on an A5 or a TT). Prefrably need to pick something up this weekend, got a good quote on a 2nd hand black CLK 240 avant-garde 03 plate. Always loved these cars, anyone else had one ? & can tell me if they are decent runners ? End of the day I been quoted 142gbp a month repayments so have enough left over for petty & insurance. Or if you think their crap, can you recommend any alternatives ?
Had a new Saab as a hire car the other day and it was a fabulous drive I've got to say. Unfortunately its got a touch of "old man syndrome" about it but **** it was smooth, the power delivery was excellent. I like the A5s out of the Audis but if you want the TT you have to re-train as a gay hairdresser Given a choice though I'd go for a Merc every time
If you were to listen to Clarkson & his buddies Mercs aren't as reliable as they used to be. He'd tell you they're the least reliable of the German manufacturers. Beemers are great but overpriced, Audi is my favourite German car. I have to agree on the TT though As for the Saab being an old man's car I'm not so sure. Volvo yes definitely OMC but Saab I quite like. Then again I am an old man!
Usually when I drive something different I get annoyed by little things (beemers the sat nav system used to be grim, the Insignia has terrible visibility problems, Audis are nice but made for men with small peeni ) but the Saab just felt pretty damn good all round. One thing that annoys me with all modern (manual) cars is the stupid bloody light telling me when to change gear If you don't know when to change gear...what the **** are you doing on the road in the first place.
Owning an Audi is admitting you have a cock for a head. Very rarely see an Audi driver that isn't a total ****. If you are ever undertaken, got a car up your arse, blocking you in at a junction, parked down the middle of two parking spaces, or entering a box junction when the exit isn't clear, it's a fair old bet that it's an Audi driver proving what a total twat they are. I drive a Saab 9-3 and I own the road (but it is just a vauxhall in fur knickers)
This post is proof of what a total twat you are. A cockhead Saab driver, like the cockhead who hit me in his twatty Saab. Perhaps Audi's dominance in the market due to their reliability has you confused. I suggest you learn the difference between a correlation and a causality with this: please log in to view this image
People only undertake cars , when other people hog the middle/right hand/overtaking lane, when they should be on the inside, your not a middle lane hog are you
Nice dodge attempt, twatfaced Audi prick. You would need 95% of all cars on the road to be cock driven Audis to account for 95% of all the twatish driving on the road being done by gobshites like you. There are more Honda Civics on the road, than there are Audi's, yet you never see a Civic driver being a total dickwad. Ergo direct correlation between driving an Audi and being a complete cock with a tiny penis. Being serious though, I think it is more to do with most of them being company vehicles, rather than personally owned, but even though, Beemers and Mercs are more likely to be speeding at 100mph, it is the Audis that do all the cockish stuff.
Not so, I've been undertaken by an Audi doing a ton, while I was doing 85. Some of them just need to compensate for their tiny penis. Sad fact, most Audi drivers have small dicks.
No matter what speed you were doing the fact remains you allowed yourself to be undertaken. If I'm bombing down the motorway I've always got one eye on my rear view mirror(plod watch) and if some guy comes up behind me I'm always going to move over to let him pass. Unless I decide I want to be a complete twat and sit in the outside lane because I'm doing over 70 so none shall pass. If I get undertaken I've only got myself to blame. The same goes for you sonny Jim or should I say Mr Owns the Whole Road jumped up Vauhall Caval-fu*kin-ier! Yours sincerely Mr Audi Driver
It's a Vectra actually my tiny penised friend, a Vectra with nice cupping warm fur knickers. But I'm not just talking about motorway driving, or me lane hogging. Ever been on the M6, when you are in a line of cars in the outside lane, it's never the case, that I'm oblivious to my surroundings (never once been pulled by the filth) It will be busy and enough cars in the two other lanes and a collection of HGV, and we will roll along waiting for the slow coaches who overtake lorries at 71mph. It is the Audi driver who doesn't give a **** about the rules or safety of anyone else on the road, and will weave in and out and even make use of the hard shoulder, just so they can make up a couple of places. But where it more often happens on ordinary city roads, we're all just trying to get there, it is always the A4 that has to get there first, maybe killing the off pedestrian along the way. Yours truthfully Mr Giant knobbed Saab driver
Saab, BMW, Mercedes... all nice fancy brands but you're going to spend more time at the mechanics than if you get a well made, if unsexy, Japanese car. There again, I've never had the desire to Bonk my car so its not a problem for me.
This ^^ Audi drivers are quite simply cocks....who ironically have small cocks Girls are also awful drivers and should all be banned from driving between the hours of 1:00 and 21:30 (I have given them a few hours driving window incase I have to send her indoors to the offy). Yours righteously, A massive cocked Mercedes driver
