Brutal. A lassie I was in school with, her cat got run over by a combine harvester and dragged it's front half of it's body home and died 2 feet from the catflap
Stop bumping threads from back then to make you look cool. You were and always will be, that fat **** from skool who used to get leathered for his play piece money. Seriously, just pack it in. You will always be "Fat Greasy ****" no matter how hard you try to abolish it from your mind by using the internet as a means of defeating the pyschological beating you took in those days