MD's neighbours black puddin' fiasco

Anytime there's a news story in Perth, MD seems to know the guy - I hope you know this belter

The Scottish news today is mental - there's this story and apparently a four year old being sexually assaulted IN A SUPERMARKET in Clydebank.

Not out the back of the supermarket, not in the car park, in the ****ing supermarket

 

I know an older Bradley but I don't think its the same one cause he doesn't stay in a flat (as far as I know)

It's not hard to know most people in perth its ****ing minuscule.

 

Does the Bradley you know normally stick to fruit puddin's?

Bit of black isnae his style?

 

Is Dale Winton in town filming Supermarket Sweep?

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Bib, I heard that on the radio. They didn't say sexual assault, just assault.

I was in that shop yesterday :-/

Just seen online it was sexual. **** sake.

 

*tina shops at Tesco in Clydebank - got it*

 

I'd just like to point out that I am 47 but have not been in Perthy for years.

 

Didny know you had a lisp, ER. Who's Percy?

 

The Blue Peter gardner. Percy Thrower of black puddings.

 

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It's ****ing shocking.

 

It's asda

You're a bad man. That's truly knocked me. Bit close to home.

 

Thanks.

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You'll be alright. It's youngsters they're after

 

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I wasn't being suggestive.

I'm proper shocked - I know Clydebank extremely well - used to live across the river from it, go to the pictures there and I've played a couple of gigs there as well as practising at Redeye near John Broon's.

Probably the most ridiculous gig I ever played was at the college there - a shambles of a mess it wis.

 

Ahh a bright side

The college is demolished now. Big new one built down where John Brown's used to be.

 

It's Marti Pellow

 

Can't be, he's a HUN

 

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