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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 21, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Although not everyone on this forum is behind you or agrees with you all the time, I think I speak for every Celtic fan on this board when I politely request:


    Please,
    Please,
    Please,
    Please,
    Please,

    Make a dalek banner for the weekend <ok>

    You know it makes sense, chaps.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    concurred and thirded
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I wish to amend it.



    Please

    Pwetty please.

    Can the dalek be pushing William Wilton off a boat <ok>
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Fixed.
     
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  6. Patience

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    Imagine Leggo and McMurdo's BEELFEST!

    Do it, just for that <laugh>
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Now is the time to push the big red "megabeel" button.

    Strike while the iron is hot, chaps <ok>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That would be brilliant <laugh>
     
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  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    This Dalek thing has went over my head. Someone summarise it.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Timmy Tomo compared Rangers fans to Daleks as a joke.

    The Hun bloggers went uber-beel on it and claimed that Celtic fans have been calling Huns "Daleks" for years because of the Ibrox Disaster. <laugh>
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Not even that - he compared wasps (the stripey insects) to daleks.

    Some Hun took a screenshot of that tweet next to one about Rangers fans and...


    ....BOOM

    Can you imagine the palaver if they actually did a dalek banner, though?

    I'm right up for it now, though.

    Let's offend the **** right oot of them <ok>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah but there's the rub. When it became apparent that this was an imagined/invented slight, Leggo decided that only the real hard liners like the GB and all other IRA supporters knew about this dig, it's obviously an "In" joke. In other words it's a load of utter ****e, but rather than admit it fudbuckets like Leggo have decided to try and muddy the waters by coming up with another conspiracy theory that even the vast majority of Tims are not involved in.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    It's amazing. They had the cheek to call us "Paranoid" as well.
     
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  14. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Why the **** would daleks offend us? It's like the zombie thing it's just a wind up that shouldn't be taken too seriously.

    I love the way they speak. Have you noticed that all the daleks with good jobs all have sort of high squeaky voices whereas the proletariat ones always speak in lower ones only ever saying We oooaaabeyyy.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Every day I read one of these mental cases talking about Rhegan and the Celtic Cabal at the SFA I am reminded of our shared Paranoia.

    Have you noticed that particular insult has dried up since Rangers got into soapy bubble?
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ahhhh, so you did not realise us zealots/hardline Tims have been mocking the Ibrox Disaster dead's inability to climb stairs?

    That seriously is what Chris Graham, Bill McMurdo and David Leggat would have you belive Moses, fortunately because they are raving lunatics no one believes them and our secret is safe.

    MUwahahahahah
     
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  17. VenomPD

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    It's not Rangers fans offended by Daleks. It's arseholes like Leggo and Chris Graham.

    These ****s don't care about the club or it's fans; Only extending their own agendas.
     
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  18. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    The last time I saw daleks they could levitate Russ:smile:

    Unfortunately there are assholes on both sides who take things way too seriously. Now if only I can convince Mindy to change his name.
     
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    To be honest zombies are much scarier than daleks. I mean what the **** is a dalek meant to be? A walking thimble with a hard on.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Honestly, man - Chris Graham used this as an excuse to claim that Thomson was worse than Kelvin MacKenzie.

    I am not ****ting you.

    I promise that, if the GB do a dalek banner, you will never hear the end of it.

    It's gone beyond mental - people are now offended by names they've never been called.

    As the perfect antidote to this, I'm going to do as much name-calling as possible <diva>
     
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