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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by VenomPD, Sep 19, 2012.

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  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Correct.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Sep 21, 2012
  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Enjoy it while you can <ok>. Venom's clearing this place up, one thread at a time.
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    I'm like a crime scene cleaner for the football forum generation. I mop up all the ejaculate and blood left over from never-ending ****-fights between arseholes.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 21, 2012
  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I'm always ejaculating blood, so it's a thankless and messy task you have.
     
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    Patience, Sep 21, 2012
  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    A wee Polish lassie and me will come round and clean it up for yie. 75p and a tin of Fisherman's Friends
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 21, 2012
  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    75p and half a tin? I'm hungry <laugh>
     
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    Patience, Sep 21, 2012
  7. RebelBhoy

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    I have never sucked a fishermans friend
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 21, 2012
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    You should get yourself a night oot in Peterheid then Rebel.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 21, 2012
  9. RebelBhoy

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    I had a look on a map. It is as far to Glasgow as where I am.

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    Red light district.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 21, 2012
  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I walked off a job in the building that says "Ice" on the left hand side. Was aligning a compressor and the guy released a pressure valve without any warning and sprayed my face with gaseous ammonia.

    Packed up my stuff and told him to find someone else to do the job.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 21, 2012

  11. EspaniaCelt

    EspaniaCelt Well-Known Member

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    Hot-head?
     
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    EspaniaCelt, Sep 21, 2012
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Naw it was cold then hot. <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 21, 2012
  13. RebelBhoy

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    Excuse my ignorance but I don't know what gaseous ammonia does. Do you have a Simon Weston coupon now?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Sep 21, 2012
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