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The Royal Wedding

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Frank_Pingel_Legend, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. Donkey Toon

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    Good thinking Batman! That would be a party you'd want to slink away from in the wee small hours and not have to wake up to!
     
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  2. AsprillasFurCoat

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    So what you're saying MF is that ****ing is our patrotic duty?
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Apr 25, 2011
  3. NUFCtomw362

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    Indeed ;) Now to find an empty house and some friends with balls :D
     
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  4. Mod Face

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    It's what Churchill would do.

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    "Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and ****."
     
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  5. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    Well, living in a kingdom may not be perfect but it sure beats the obvious alternative, a republic.

    And let's not forget that if we had a republic we'd still have a head of state, a president, which would cost just as much if not more. Frankly, I'd rather have someone who didn't want the job rather than a Bliar type.
     
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  6. MagpieMuzz

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    <laugh> Rep
     
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  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Takes me 30-60 mins :O
     
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  8. NUFCtomw362

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    Would take me 30-60 mins ****in over your 6ft 3 lass too :p
     
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    NUFCtomw362, Apr 25, 2011
  9. Heavy Metal Toon

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    lol, well you's are all probably uncut where as i'm cut so it takes me longer lol. But i prefer it that way.

    The quickest i've done it in was 4 minutes and i felt nothing at the end of it all. So i prefer to take it slower <ok>
     
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  10. I want curly hair too

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. NUFCtomw362

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    <laugh> <laugh> I'm not gonna discuss ****ing tekkers with you :p Nor at Liverpool.
     
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  12. Rumsfeld

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    rule britannia
     
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  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Should be the real nation anthem
     
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  14. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Tell ya what like, if I watch the wedding on Friday(actually hoping to get a shift at work with it being double time) I will just be thinking of shagging Kate the whole way through.
     
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  15. Donkey Toon

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    Tash 4 minutes? Do you set a stop watch every time you jack off or something? How can you be so precise? :)
     
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  16. NUFCtomw362

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    <laugh> how did I miss that? Too busy being scarred by the image me thinks.
     
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    NUFCtomw362, Apr 26, 2011
  17. Donkey Toon

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    <laugh> Is a horrible thought Especially as on another re-read he states that he is circumsized. Blimey reading a Tash post is like watching an episode of Lost, you keep seeing things you missed first time. Gonna stop reading now before I read something that leaves me scarred for life! :)
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

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    I think perhaps some of the people hating the Crown on here should check their history...

    ...you may just find some interesting facts about why we find ourselves at loggerheads with Sunderland so much.

    If you are against the monarchy then you must be a mackem...<ok>
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    My nanna god bless her would have loved it. But she was adament the royals had something to do with Diana death
     
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    You are the gift that keeps giving... <laugh>
     
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