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The Natalie Robb Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You can expect to see this in your bedroom on a dark night in no long then...

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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I reckon the big man knocked it whilst you were face down in the fruit bowl getting your sphincter destroyed.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
  3. Tina_old

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    canny see that <confused>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 20, 2012
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Really? I thought I put it back where I got it.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    fruit bowl - nice touch to the mental image <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2012
  6. Tina_old

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    ****ing material?
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 20, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok, PM me it. Thanks. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2012
  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Back on topic ya neighbour-shagging oddities.

    The bird wi the nice brown eyes.

    I'd show her the Dingles.

    I'd gie her an Emmerdale (this is a complex act involving anal sex and hay bales)
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
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    <laugh>

    Emmerdale is a far less ample for sexual connotations than "High Road" is.

    I'm gonnae gie it tae her right up the high road.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    She's 'orrible.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 20, 2012

  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Then gie her "The Bill" afterwards (this is similarly complex but involves podgering with the beak of a duck)

    That film she was in was called "The Shepherd" anaw <laugh>

    Lordy, lordy, I'd like to show Bo Peep my crook - I'd herd her shep - I'd show her the meaning of "One Man and his Sexslave"

    etc.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Baws no flaky enough for you?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
  13. Tina_old

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    There's nothing nice about her. She's a big shouldered fairmer's daughter looking type.

    Your taste's in your arse, Bib.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 20, 2012
  14. VenomPD

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    Prove that you're better looking. PM me the pics and I'll judge who is a better ride.

    Then I can relay that information in this thread.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2012
  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Your new neighbour's Congolese jizz is in yours.


    I just noticed she was in London's Burning anaw <laugh>

    By the time I'm finished, it'd be mair like Anal Passage Burning <neenaw>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    tag "tina's puny shooders" <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 20, 2012
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    did I say I was better looking? Naw. She's nothing special at all. She's chunky and has moles on her coupon.

    And did I mention the big shooders?
     
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    <laugh>

    Calm down. It's no Natalie's fault that we're mostly wanting a shot of her.

    Typical woman. Blame the other female instead of the sex-case dudes sniffing about her. <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2012
  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Check the ya-yas on it

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    Here she is waiting on a hefty Emmerdaling

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