No these days Gambol. There's no way I'm going to be one of those gross ****s who let themselves slide into fatitude in their 30's and 40's.
Nah, I've openly stated I've been a fat bastard in my time. Fatness is self-inflicted, if you're fat and can't take a joke about it then eat less or kill yourself.
I've got diabetes and heart disease in my family. I don't want to be a wheezing, insulin injecting flab-case in my middle-age.
I've never had worse guts in my life. We drove to L.A the next day and I did a ****e in a Starbucks in Gardena that was unreal. They probably had to shut the place down after I left. It was just the one unisex cubicle as well.
I use the disabled toilets for doing ****es in public. Always clean and very spacious. Just watch you don't pull the red chord that looks like a light switch.