The Natalie Robb Appreciation Thread

As long as I'm allowed within 3 metres, I reckon I could bullseye her

 

Eh? Coz I don't fancy the minger?

 

Yes, **** boy.

 

Am gonny ****e in your linen cupboard.

 

As long as you stay away from my sofa, it's cream coloured

 

I'll **** over your sofa and you'll never know I sneaked into your hoose and dun it.

 

You scare me.

 

I rubbed my cock on a birds sofa after I'd shagged her when I was a teenager. Her maw saw it and did her nut about it.

It was one of those 1990's jobs that was almost velour and was a red wine colour. You couldn't miss it. Was like I'd signed her maws couch.

 

Honest. Nothin to be scared of. You'll never know I was even there. You haven't so far.

<moisturize>

 

Really freaking me out now

A big darkie walked into my house a few days ago, am stood in the kitchen and this guy who looked like Wanyama peered in. I almost shat myself.

 

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I know. He gave me the fright of my life anaw.

 

Tell us the rest of the story.

 

Does this story end with you covered in sambo spunk?

 

I think it ends with Tina walking like John Wayne with atomic piles.

 

His 'family' are in the building next to me. He walked into my house by mistake.

Apologised then left.

That's it.

I now NEVER leave my door unlocked. I really did get a huge fright.

 

Sambo spunk

 

Cool story, sis

 

Luckily I copied your door keys some time ago.

Sent from Tina's linen cupboard.

 

I've actually lost a front door key