Do any of you ****s use moisturiser?

After thye've finished banging **** ou yer arse

 

I'm not fussed. As long as they're big enough to suck on/hum, hairy/smooth - it's all good.

 

No they ****in don't.

 

Aye they dae.


Nobody likes flaky dry balls.

 

A bit of Nivea after a dig in the grave.

 

Your just jealous cause you cant use it on your big desperate dan chin ....

 

Natalie likes them big and hairy. So she told me anyway...

 

That's fine.

Notice that at no point did she state that she liked flaky, dry balls - "Oh aye, I like plums to be nigh-on psoriasis levels before humming them"

If your balls are smooth, the right bird can dance her tongue in about the creases of your scrote

 

so if you don't moisturise your balls, you get psoriasis?

You need a GP appointment

 

I was exercising poetic license. Fine. Eczema, then.

You love eczema balls in your mooth.

 

Christ this place is infested with homos.

 

I've never seen flakey balls. Seriously. I'd imagine it'd give me the boak if I did.

 

I moisturise every time I got out the shower. Cursed from birth with dry skin so I have moisturize othwerwise I'd be leaving DNA all over the ****in place during my late night stalking activities.

 

Do you have dry flaky baws?

Are your bed sheets like the floor of Gregg's?

Tired of clawing yer baws all day at work?

Then use Venom's patented baw rehydration system:

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Wear one pair of rubber pants and ejaculate into them repeatedly without removal.

 

That's disgusting

 

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How big is yer mooth Tina

 

Christ almighty

 

Yep Tina.

 

the only moisturiser moisturiser i use is the burds and it is used solely as **** lube