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Do any of you ****s use moisturiser?

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    ?
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 20, 2012
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Naw, get a ****ing grip. I don't even own shampoo, just use soap.
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    lol
     
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  4. Null

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    Aye

    Nivea ...
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No me.



    ps Spunk disnae count as moisturiser Tina no matter what you've been told <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 20, 2012
  6. VenomPD

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    I've not had a shave in 3 weeks and I've not had a haircut since April.

    <JakeyChic>
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2012
  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I use it on my balls.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Moisturiser ffs.

    what happened to real men??
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 20, 2012
  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Beat me to it <wah>

    Maximizes the slap factor.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Sep 20, 2012
  10. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Imagine showing up offshore with moisturiser cream. You'd get ****ing slaughtered for the entire trip.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2012

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    used to use loreal men expert hydra energetic but stopped, funnily enough i used some this mornin as my face was a bit dry cos of the cold weather comin in
     
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  12. Null

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    Real men - are those the types that prefer the company of other real men?
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Or bum raped <ok>
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    They've all got sandpaper balls FFS.

    Get wi' the times.

    Ladies like trimmed soft balls these days <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
  15. Tina_old

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    Seriously, I'm embarrassed for the ones that use moisturiser. It's just not right.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 20, 2012
  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks. You cannae beat a bit of baw rash on a burd's chin <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 20, 2012
  17. VenomPD

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    That's a given on some platforms.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2012
  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    That's herpes thicko.
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Tina, you represent the fairer sex on this matter.


    Do you like rough, flaky balls with wirey pubes protruding out the sack in your mouth?

    I'm willing to bet that you like smooth, neat balls in your mouth when you're gargling goolies <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 20, 2012
  20. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    **** that my baws look like a pair of the Critters

    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 20, 2012
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