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  1. Nobbys Trumpet

    Nobbys Trumpet Active Member

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    The day ends in a 'y', which means there must be a crazy story floating around somewhere about Man City's nutbag striker Mario Balotelli. Oh here it is - according to The Sun, Balotelli "has notched up nearly £10,000 in parking fines and had his luxury car impounded 27 TIMES... The £100,000-a-week Italian striker has had an average of three parking tickets a DAY since he signed for the Premier League club last year." No rules in Balotelliland, oh no.

    Courtesy of the BBC
     
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    Nobbys Trumpet, Apr 25, 2011
  2. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    <laugh>

    Something is wrong with his guy!
     
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  3. AH

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    I love Balotelli, he's mental
     
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    <laugh> How the **** is that even possible! Sounds like a character and a half!
     
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  5. KingoStarr

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    I read this in the sun and apparently he got pulled over by the police had £25 000 in cash on the front seat and when they asked why he just responded "Cause I can" and then that was it <laugh>
     
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    Legend.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    Football always needs a character, and he's certainly delivering!
    Better than the Rio's of the premier league!!
     
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    Exactly everyone complains but we love the controversy and the stories!!!
     
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    I think it was even slightly better than that: his reply was "Because I'm rich"!
     
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    I can totally imagine him screeching up to a pair of double yellows, getting out, going to the traffic warden, slipping a £100 note in his pocket and quipping, "keep the change kid" (regardless of how old they are)

    He seems like an utter ****... but in an amusing way.
     
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    I like Balotelli, so funny
     
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    I really hated Ballotelli, but then I found out he came out of a Mancunian nightclub, saw a homeless guy, and gave him £1,000. I've got some respect for him now.
     
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    The song

     
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    I think he's a crap footballer, but he seems an alright guy. He's a prat, but he knows it, and I like that
     
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    I think he has got great raw talent, but doesn't try hard enough.
     
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    Nobbys Trumpet, Apr 25, 2011
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    Reminds me of Martins
     
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  17. Sir Bobby

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    I don't even think he's got that good tekkers. He looks like a slightly better version of Nile Ranger. With slightly less effort. I've only seen him a 5 or 6 times, but everytime he's been shocking!
     
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    Mario Balotelli is the single biggest contributor to the economy of the city of Manchester. Discuss...
     
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    So what, it's only about 1/50th or 1/60th of his weekly wage.
     
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    I'm sure it was after he won about £30k in the casino too. But he didn't have to give him it, so give him some respect for that.
     
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