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First Impression.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    His monitor will end up smashed exactly where her mouth is.
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Hopefully it breaks the speed of light and warps through your monitor smashing it then destroying your face.

    tina beel@fast as **** spunk.
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I have precisely 1 hr and 5 mins before meeting guys in the pub before the game.


    Precisely what I'll be up to in that time is the sole possesion of your collective imaginations.










    I'll be ****ing
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Onanism is the act of "spilling one's seed" in any place other than a woman's vagina. <laugh>
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    "He's a bit of a fat twat! Best not say it to his face though..."
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And ginger, don't forget ginger. You ginger ****.
     
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