First Impression.

The sexiest thing about that picture is she thinks she's gonna die...



...but the pistol is filled wi my spunkbullets.

 

maybe not a first impression but without fail when someone hears how old i am the response is always "you must have had a **** of a paper round" <oldbeforemytime>

 

So they are duds?

 

It's not on any coast, dumbass.

 

No **** asked you, Johnny ****ing Fingers(-1)

 

I wish

Knowing my luck, I'd squelch on her coupon and one of her nostrils would get pregnant

 

precisely Gambol.

Tina is as thick as a tin of Happy Shopper mince.

 

I'd far rather be shot with ordinary bullets than Bib's spunkbullets. You might die but at least you won't be showered in semen.

 

She looks hungry as **** for it.

You for the game the night? Dropped two of my mates over to Andytown this morning for the bus and ya wanna seen the crowds heading over

 

Is that no a back handed compliment?

 

Am convinced the day I get a bird up the duff is the day I wear a johnny <pinhole><probablyalreadygotbairns>

 

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you would still die from either but a real bullet to the face is faster than the bad aids

 

Can you get the bad aids twice? Double dip bad aids.

 

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seems legit

 

http://www.celebritymoviezone.com/nude/natalie-j-robb-2304/

allegedly a sex tape too. im on the trail boys

 

Am back to being a would thanks to those glorious pappies.

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdrg1r_natalie-j-robb-topless-sex-scene_sexy

not quite what i had in mind

 

You're no going to see Bib for days after this. He'll be all ****ed oot.

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His door will be glued shut and he'll end up missing the benfica game