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First Impression.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012.

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    She "shot tae fame" doing impressions on whatever that thing that replaced Swapshop was (Saturday Superstore?)

    She's the same age as me and I saw her for the first time at the football when she must've been 15.

    Wid've then.

    Wid now.

    I almost certainly wid in about 20 years time when the baby larders have gone south.

    Imagine those brown eyes and nosefreckle looking up at ye with a walloper hinging oot her mooth<yikes>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 19, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aw naw <doh>

    Tina's thread's been hijacked by some milfy jugs

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    Somebody call the titpolis <yikes>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 19, 2012
  3. Tina_old

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    Only fair I've got something nice to look at too then.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012
  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    This is up there with the Cat Shearer and Katy Perry Diddy Ride threads.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 19, 2012
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You've just killed that for me Venom.

    She looks like ma ex in that photae <wah>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Sep 19, 2012
  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    How youuuuu doin'?

    Beats his wife up too xx
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012
  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You can stare at my pubic bone from a varying distance of 4-8 inches depending on yer throat capacity.

    Bring them big shooders tae papa.


    Seriously, I'm gonna need to have a **** before I go to the game tonight.

    This much testosterone isnae good for anybody.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 19, 2012
  8. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    The one on the right? <boak>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012
  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Is that a she?

    Daft bint.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Sep 19, 2012
  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You never know with you east ****ing coasters!
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Here's a pic fae that film Venom mentioned.


    Sexiest yet <ok>

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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 19, 2012
  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    You gonnae take that cheek ER/Venom?
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    It was aimed at you, penis head.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012
  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It'll be on Channel 5 again soon no doubt. <KleenexAtTheReady>
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 19, 2012
  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Perth is on the coast now is it?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 19, 2012
  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Well you're a dafter bint that previously stated.

    **** off this is a mans thread tuna.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Sep 19, 2012
  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    it ain't west coast, is it? Ya big bag a ****e.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012
  18. RAVENBLACK

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    nope, the bitch is going to get it.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 19, 2012
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Now yer talkin'.

    Hands on the table bastard.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 19, 2012
  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Booooooo tae taking the tags down.

    Bang out of order.

    BTW, I just found out Natalie was in Dream Team and she's from Bellshill <yikes>

    I might seriously need to reconsider if there's any remnants of gambol-porridge or pud-paste up there <yikes>



    Nah, actually, I'd still violently slobber cum in her eyes. I know the perfect chat-up line when she catches me cuffing wan aff in her washing.

    "Ah wannae make bruises on yer thighs that'll never heal"


    <ok>

    Surely, nobody can resist my combination of romanticism and efete patter.
     
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