She "shot tae fame" doing impressions on whatever that thing that replaced Swapshop was (Saturday Superstore?) She's the same age as me and I saw her for the first time at the football when she must've been 15. Wid've then. Wid now. I almost certainly wid in about 20 years time when the baby larders have gone south. Imagine those brown eyes and nosefreckle looking up at ye with a walloper hinging oot her mooth
Aw naw Tina's thread's been hijacked by some milfy jugs please log in to view this image please log in to view this image Somebody call the titpolis
You can stare at my pubic bone from a varying distance of 4-8 inches depending on yer throat capacity. Bring them big shooders tae papa. Seriously, I'm gonna need to have a **** before I go to the game tonight. This much testosterone isnae good for anybody.
Booooooo tae taking the tags down. Bang out of order. BTW, I just found out Natalie was in Dream Team and she's from Bellshill I might seriously need to reconsider if there's any remnants of gambol-porridge or pud-paste up there Nah, actually, I'd still violently slobber cum in her eyes. I know the perfect chat-up line when she catches me cuffing wan aff in her washing. "Ah wannae make bruises on yer thighs that'll never heal" Surely, nobody can resist my combination of romanticism and efete patter.