First Impression.

You didn't honestly believe that one did ya.

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If wimmin got a first impression of me then I'd be a pretty rotten stalker.

 

"He's dead behind the eyes"

 

"What's this crap all over my couch?"

 

Hello, doll.

 

That line may work on inflatables but not me

 

Smelly B****.

 

Did the wee Belgian pump her?

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...and, from her High Road days

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She's got big broad shoulders like a man lol

 

Like Jenni Falconer.

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I love that ****

You know you're getting a good tug aff that.

 

I can't remember. She was playing a Yank small-town cop. No doubt he gave her a boaby roundhouse to the snatch at some point during it.

 

I want to beat her to death with my dong

 

I probably had an adolescent **** to her when she was in High Road. Law of averages and all that.

 

Seriously, man

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There are pics of her on horses and motorbikes in a bikini that I can't access in work but I think the case for the boabicution rests m'lud.


Verdict = I'd like to eat my tea aff her rump

 

away and ****, turning this into a 'wid ye' tae big shooders

 

Ah wid. Nae ****ing bother

 

Seconded.

Ah bet she she makes some noises out that innocent wee mouth tae.

 

Big shooders, big chebs

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I'm gonnae find out where she lives and **** in her washing basket.

 

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