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First Impression.

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    What would be the first impression of a member of the opposite sex if they saw you?

    Mine would be, "I bet she was a wee stunner 20 years ago". :(
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 19, 2012
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    "Keep him away from my kids" <whistle>
     
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  3. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    What are you doing in my bedroom
     
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    tall dark and handsome <ok>
     
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  5. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Horse molester
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    My first impression is usually Tommy Cooper - "Jar, spoon, spoon, jar. Jar, jar, spoon, spoon. Ahaaahaa, just like that"
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 19, 2012
  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Just now it's probably "Jesus, that guy needs a haircut."
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 19, 2012
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    Bitterly disappointed. I thought it would be something like "That guy's bulge is bigger than Beckham's".
     
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    Agreed
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Thought you looked like that smasher off Emmerdale Tina?
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 19, 2012

  11. VenomPD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    what one?
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I was gonna go for something along those lines.

    My hair is out of order, though <mccourt>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 19, 2012
  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    See the Scottish bird off Emmerdale - Natalie Robb.

    She used to stand up the choir section of the Celtic End when she was a teenager - saw her there a few times.

    Definitely wid - Natalie then, Natalie Now, Natalie's milfy jugs forever
     
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    "You're never 47 ER. I'd put you at 33 tops"
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 19, 2012
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    I backed a horse today, 20:1. It came in at Twenty Past Four! In fact it came in so late, it had to tip toe back to the stables! azzzizizizziz!!!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Sep 19, 2012
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    shes much better now than when she was in take the high road
     
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    <laugh>

    I saw her in a film with JCVD
     
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    'Is that overpowering, eye-watering smell coming from him?'
     
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