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Shag one...Marry one...Kill one...2

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  1. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    Ronni Ancona
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    Bjork
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    There is however a twist. The woman you shag will give you a minor STD then claim she caught it off you, the woman you marry will cheat on you with your best mate after 6 months and the women you kill will beg sorrowfully for mercy right up until her last breath.

    Choose carefully with explanations.
     
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  2. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Would have to marry Kelly Smith, football chat would be good.
    Kill Bjork- She just is annoying.
    Shag- Ronni very quickly and imagine that its Cheryl.
     
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  3. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Marry - atleast she would make me laugh for 6 months!

    Kill - stop trying to play football...you can't! (may be a sexist view, please to not be offended)

    Shag - A minor STD is not too big a deal if its dealt with quickly! Plus I think she would be a bit naughty!
     
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  4. Donkey Toon

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    Marry - Ronny, good laugh, quite fit, my best mate would like her too!

    Shag - Bjork, reckon she'd be fun in the sack and she's such a space cadet who you gonna believe, her or me?

    Kill - Kelly. Sorry luv it had to be somebody and you are **** out of luck.
     
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  5. MagpieMuzz

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    Shag Ronni - would be a laugh, not bad looking
    Marry Kelly - quite fit but not sure about football chat with a woman as mentioned above
    Kill Bjork - just the worst of the 3
     
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  6. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Kill Bjork, slow and ****ing painful like the trippy bitches music!

    Shag Kelly Smith, I reckon she looks like she would dominate you!

    Marry Ronny - At least you know after you swallow the pain, you could have a good laugh about it afterward!
     
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  7. skalpel

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    Kill Acona. No idea what is so bad about the 'twist' in this case. Can't stand the woman.
    Shag Bjork. Looked alright when she was younger and would be the most fun of the 3. Plus it makes a more interesting story to say you got an STD from an Icelandic pop star than any of the other 2.
    Marry Smith. Wouldn't care if my best mate did her since a bacon sandwich would mean more to me than her. Could just screw her around until she filed for divorce, then take her for everything she's got in court.
     
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  8. Mr. Bump

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    How about these?

    Venus Williams
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    Kate Middleton
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    This fellow
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  9. Mod Face

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    I'd shag Kate Middleton because, well, howay.

    Kill Venus Williams because she's uncomfortable to look at reminds me of Ian Wright in a wig (nowt against the bloke but he shouldn't be wearing a skirt).

    and I'd marry Tash, just to piss him off! The fact he'd HAVE to cheat on me with my mate, I'd just enjoy seeing how he deals with it, I can totally imagine him being REALLY pissed off about it but forced by contract to do it.
     
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  10. AsprillasFurCoat

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    I shagged Bjork in 1993, in Rome. 10/10, one of the best!
     
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    AsprillasFurCoat, Apr 25, 2011
  11. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Kill Tash, cos I just couldn't do a man or marry one.
    Shag Middleton
    Marry- Williams- Just to get the money from a divorce.
     
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  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmm Kate

    Killllll Tash oh the any ways id kill the ****er
     
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