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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Apr 25, 2011.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Would rattle Lindsay Lohan...just wear a blob
    Marry Helen, great laugh and quite fit
    Kill Lady Gaga!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Apr 25, 2011
  2. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Lady Gaga - Hill

    Lindsay Lohan - Marry (I think I love her anyways)

    Helen Chamberlain - Shag (don't think I could marry someone who would know more about football than me!)
     
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  3. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Justin Bieber

    Cheryl Cole

    Amber Heard
     
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  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Katy Perry
    Cheryl Cole
    Nicole Scherzinger

    This time though, marry one, kill one, get bummed by one(strap on)
     
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  5. Donkey Toon

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    Dawn French
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    Kim Woodburn
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  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Kill
    Marry
    Shag
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Marry
    Shag
    Kill
     
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    Kill - Lady Gaga - do a service for world music at the same time
    Shag - Lindsay Lohan - not bareback though
    Marry - Helen Chamberlain - No probs with watching the footie!
     
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  9. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Kill Katy Perry (and then shag her)

    Marry Wor Cheryl TWEEDY!

    Bummed by Nicole Scherzinger
     
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    Marry
    Shag
    Kill
     
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  11. Mod Face

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    Done. <ok>

    Oh and;

    Shag Davina because though I find her very annoying, there is no denying she's in good physically shape and I imagine she'd be a noisy lover.

    Marry Susan because she seems like a pleasant enough women, a bit dull though and probably has lost most of her sex drive.

    Kill Harriet, looks for too smug.

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    Shag Sarah Palin, alright looking but I'd save the romantic stuff coz I think she's a grade A ****.

    Marry Dawn French, genuinely funny and seems like she'd be up for anything.

    Kill Kim Woodburn, I don't trust her with those rubber gloves.

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    Shag Lady Gaga, mainly out of curiousity.

    Marry Helen Chamberlain, as stated about, a lass who likes footie is great!

    Kill Lindset Lohan, a waste of skin. I'd probably have a bit grope though, don't really respect her enough to give her a dignified death.

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    Marry Cheryl Cole just because, you couldn't say no could you?
    Kill Nicole Scherzinger (but keep the body warmed) and
    Get bummed by Katy Perry, suggesting a necro-threesome because, marrying Russell Brand, she's bound to be a bit ****ed up in the head.
     
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    Marry - Cheryl
    Kill - Katy Perry - services to music again
    Bummed - Nicole, but i'd fight the whole way
     
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    Swap the marry and shag. Also if u shagged Susan Boyle you'd be the first so a quickie would be the answer.
     
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    I'd have to agree with this one, although Harman may be a paper bag job
     
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    Davina - Marry
    Harriet - Shag
    SuBo - Kil over and over again
     
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    Oi, stop knocking the light of my life!
     
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  17. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    AB id be happy to share Harriet Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun for me the othrs ur free to have
     
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    That's very kind and considerate of you GRB, much appreciated.
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    How you been AB
     
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