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Shag one...Marry one...Kill one...

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Susan Boyle
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    Davina Mccall
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    Harriet Harman
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    Please note, the Marry One does not get you off sexual activities!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Apr 25, 2011
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    I want curly hair too, Apr 25, 2011
  3. Ant_NUFC

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    I would hang myself 1st!
     
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  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Howay lads, you have to answer. Be a man!
     
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  5. Donkey Toon

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    Talk about Hobson's ****ing choice! :)

    Never watched Big Brother thankfully but i've got a feeling there is more to Nadia than meets the eye. Maybe some meat and two veg, there presently or until recently?

    Therefore;

    Kill Nadia
    Shag Boyle
    Marry Harman

    but that is a pig of a choice :)
     
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    Donkey Toon, Apr 25, 2011
  6. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Could you not have put fit women...or infact 1 of them isn't even a woman!

    Shag - Susan Boyle - when im drunk im not too fussy

    Kill - Nadia - I just couldnt do anything sexual with my own gender

    Marry - Harriet Harman - I'd have to be constantly smashed or off my tits on something, probably the best of a very bad bunch though.
     
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    Kill (No strong feelings, but I'd have to kill myself if I did one of the other two. That said, she is rich...)
    Shag (Do role play. Get her to play a mute)
    Marry. She let's you watch porn... (Oh, a current affairs joke. I have outdone myself today.)

    EDIT I didn't realise Nadia used to be a man.

    Shag with a blindfold
    Kill
    Marry.
     
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    I was going to say exactly this. Kill the man, shag Steve Bruce and marry whoever the other one is!
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Fine, I tell you what...
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Apr 25, 2011
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    Be a man yourself and answer your own question Leazes...man up!
     
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    Ahhh you changed it!

    Marry Davina, Kill Susan, Shag Harriet, made it a lot easier haha
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    With the new lot...

    It would have to be...
    Kill Steve Bruce
    Shag Harriet Harman
    Marry Davina
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Who would like to make a new one?
     
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    And with the old lot?

    I'd do the same as you with the new lot.
     
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    It was Nadia? Its Davina now. Sure as hell makes it easier.

    Kill SuBo, couldnt possibly shag her. Shag Harman...:emoticon-0120-doh:

    Marry Davina
     
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    beardface, Apr 25, 2011
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Shag Nadia as her bits have fully changed...I am allowed 25 pints of Vodka
    Marry Harriet...I may get a say in how the country is run if Labour get back in power
    Kill Subo
     
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    Rep! You may well be dead after this though, so you'd have to get her/him to rape you.
     
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    Blimey Davina! I almost feel tempted to put her in the kill slot. She has to be the most annoying person on tv. Only Nadia or another man could keep her out of that position.

    Even so I'm going to have to put Davina in shag mode. Once only with her gagged so she can't make any inane comments.

    Looking forward to wedded bliss with Harriet :)
     
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  19. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Would someone like to do a new one?
     
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    Lady Gaga - Possible tranny
    Lindsay Lohan - Risk of several STIs
    Helen Chamberlain off of Soccer AM
     
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    I want curly hair too, Apr 25, 2011
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