There is a polish bird sitting accross for me in work who has a cold for the last few weeks and she's been sniffling away and blowing her nose like a tornado.let alone this is disgusting to look at i'm right in her line of fire as well.Also have a tubby polish lad sitting near me who eats like a slob with crumbs hanging off crusty beard all day long.Any suggestions how i can rid myself of these two minions without putting in a transfare request
Work up a nice sweat on your baws. Take a piece of toilet roll. Wipe up baw sweat with said toilet roll Take toilet roll and place on back of nearest radiator. Alienate the entire office.
All Poles are fiercely proud of their own borscht recipe. Pin a traditional Ukrainian recipe in a prominent position. They will try to argue the toss but don't back down. They will be so outraged that they'll both resign on the spot.
You are quite clearly an employee of the very valued fast food industry. If you are genuinely upset about someone's eating habits or someone with a sniffle then I don't think you're gonna last that long in the real world.
It wasn't a joke. The only time I come into contact with Irish, Russian and Polish working alongside each other is when I'm getting fast food.
