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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Seems some head banger has killed two Peeler birds in Manchester.

    Jip's wife push him too far?
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 18, 2012
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea fan?
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    A Manc Moat?

    We'll have Cantona by a canal in a smoking jacket with a bottle of Bordeaux and a bucket of Orlotan trying to talk him down.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    result
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Fs I near pished myself there :cheesy:
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Looks like a thoroughly decent young man.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 18, 2012
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Ortolan you clown.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Dean Shiels?
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Knew it was one of them. No bad from memory FFS.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Were any of the polis birds decent?

    There's a wee thing on a drama on BBC1 just now set in Liverpool - I think it's called Bad Cop or something.

    The wee peroxided thing in that would get her anus unceremoniously plundered <ok>
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Did ye no git yer hole last night then? <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 18, 2012
  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I did, man.

    Like a gentleman as well (I knew I was gonnae shoot my load early doors so I kept the old tongue n double finger patter going until she'd come twice).

    Pulled oot after around two and a half minutes solid thrusting and expelled her dinner on the belly and tits.

    I'm a horny bastard the now, but.

    She's gettin' it again the night - maybe four mins <luckylady>
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Lol
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    How would you like to earn £20 this fine afternoon, Christina?
     
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  16. Tina_old

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    Underpass at hof 4?
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    That's what I'm talkin' aboot <diva>
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> quality.
     
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  19. Barrie Lochrie

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    I've not shut ma duff for around a fortnight, no ****ing or **** all.

    I don't think I've not came for that long since I started stroking the serpent back in the day.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    A similar position to that which I was in last night.

    My muckshooting could've smashed a plate.
     
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