Let's all laugh at Glasgow

Sober.



Ya jakey ****.

 

Then your just a bitter jobless bum. Why you up so early, you have nothing to be up for

 

It was ****e ..

A jaikey Norn Irish soldier
A junkie
A Jaikey wi 5 toes (there's two oan the telly )
And a couple of bams!

Just like every UK city!

 

I thought that soodjer wis english

 

Mibbe he was that steaming he sounded Norn Irish!

 

He was Irish.

 

Na I was tryin to work out the accent too, but it was N.Irish with a junkie slur.

 

You'll be able to tell because it's necessary to work out what buckled punters are asking for when you're on the game.

If you can't translate drunken jakey then you don't eat. Simple as that.

 

Yeah, thought he was - he'd already drank 2.5 litres of voddy!

 

Stop wearing yer mammy's g-strings.

 

I'd have asked him where he got the money to buy that. I don't drink vodka, but I know it ain't that cheap.

 

Naw, they feel good and don't cost me nowt.

Thought you had better things to do than converse with foetid reprobates on here?

 

He was asked that and he just mumbled "friends n family"

Aye right ya jaikey ****!

 

What the **** do you care what I do or don't do? Ram a chair up your hole ya dick.

Ah, I didn't hear that bit.

 

I don't care in the slightest. I just feel that someone should take responsibility and pull you up for the utter ****e you come out with.

For the good of the forum. That's what I'm all about these days. So **** you and the tramp you rode in on.

 

Was Russ on it?

 

lol @ establishment boy.

Away and **** yourself, royally.

 

Naw, I will not.

This place has been getting beasted off the likes of you for far too long. About time a hero took a stand and changed everything for the better.

 

**** up, bitch tits boi. Yer surplus to requirements on here.

 

**** off speccy and try and get yourself a ride.

Quote from the tubster "Aberdeen is ****e for birds" Well naturally because you can't ****ing get one ya smelly obese mess.