Shocking.

Charlie mate - You claim to be a teacher, I'm going to ask you to prove you've passed your CRB check by quoting the format that your registration number is in - Let me be clear, I am not asking you to quote your actual registration number as I would be able to identify you from that - Just change the letters and numbers and post that

 

Charlie, you really do need to get yourself a new keyboard

 

Johnson99 762230 m9 9xxxx

 

Charlie you definitely need a new keyboard - What's that, your cycling proficiency pass number

 

Charles hasnt done that yet

Charles as your sister to give you that number again. You may have copied it down wrong

 

Ill back charlie here - i am becoming a teacher and have had about 4 CRB checks in the past for places and i have no idea at all what you are all talking about!!

 

Charlie stop being a twat. I know you're not a teacher.

 

Look, I am a teacher and that is the code on my first of the 2 of my CRB check, I can't find it on my latest one.

 

Charles give it up

 

Give what up, teaching ? So I can just sit around all day at home being lazy and claiming benefits, no chance !

 

Charles you don't teach anything. Not 1 person believes anything you say

 

Charlie, unless I'm mistaken, you're not old enough to claim benefits.

 

Succinct and without prevarication; although I suspect the request is beyond Charlie's ability to comply ...

 

Ill look at my CRB and see if the number is of similar format...

 

You can claim at 17. Disgraceful

 

All I can do is say that I am a teacher and nothing else I can't help if you don't believe me.

 

Well then you are mistaken, I'm 37.

 

I wish you'd stop getting you age and your I.Q. mixed up.

 

Charlie, you are far too modest 'nothing else' indeed - the list my friend is infinitesimal, the permutations endless ...

 

Is that the best comeback you can manage to pull out of your pea-sized little joke of a brain ?