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Things you can never do

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    hi babes, my name is Dirk, 24 and muscular and 6' 2".

    im known as a ladies man round these parts.
     
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  2. Null

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    He's ****ed hunners...
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    walk past a copper and not say oink oink
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Wrap it.
     
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  5. irishgreen

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    Crap on a plane. <doh>
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You're a bad boy Trevor Santos.
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    Wrap what? You in a blanket of concrete and chip ye in the nolly?

    My pleasure :)
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    walk past a kid with a helium baloon and not pop it
     
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  9. Null

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    I can't not laugh when I see a kid fall n hurt itself...
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What's the nolly?
     
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  11. TigersFan

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    never fart 100 times in a row.
     
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  12. irishgreen

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    I can never bring myself to watch Silvester Stallone in a movie.
     
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