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Just cleaning out the loft at my mums house...

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  1. Null

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    Just found a box filled with anal intruding dildos marked with a label stating property of medro pendes Belfast great Britain.

    Police were boaking at the smell!


    Medros going to be good enough to post pics of his favourites.
     
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    I honestly thought for a second you were going to say you found sex toys.
     
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    Me too.

    I bet he did and he's just to scundered to tell us.

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    Police were shocked , they'd never found such a massive haul of anal gaping dildos that had been overused!
     
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    I thought it was bats lol
     
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    I'm sorry Momma, I never meant to make you cry
    But tonight I'm cleaning out your closet

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    Is that your full collection Modro ?
     
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    Nope it's what I imagine you really found.

    Or were they more like this

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    Could you not have put that in a NSFW <doh>

    ****ing idiot.
     
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    Hotdogs?
     
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    Close but no cigar

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    Dildo obsession...

    Explains a lot madro!
     
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    That's the Irish for you.
     
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    Come on mate, we know you found a dildo, own up.

    Was it a homer?

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    Nice collections medro
     
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    Nice one, Pudular <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Editing your story might have worked if you were of course able to change the title.

    You found your ma's dildo in the attic.

    No need to beel.
     
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    Medro, Sep 16, 2012

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