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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Channonfodder, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. Dan

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    The "natural" look is terrifying. If they've never so much as trimmed in their life... eugh
     
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  2. PompeyLapras

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    Okay, fair enough I understand it being kept tidy and neat around the edges, but as long as there's a decent amount down there, I just think it looks much better rather than it being completely waxed.

    Meh, I must say I do prefer it for a woman to shave under their arms.
     
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    It took me ages to figure out what the hell you were going on about there.
     
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  4. Dan

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    Didn't look at Joe's picture then? Or maybe you did. If so, sorry :(
     
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    Of course I saw it, it was rather....yeah....

    I did see you were talking about waxing, then the penny dropped.
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    I used to work with an old guy, about twenty years back, who had all these wonderful old fashioned dirty sayings. The one other I remember he had for a hirsute ladygarden was a "Seagull's nest".

    He had a real Hampshire burr to his accent, which somehow made it all the more amusing to me, having only recently at that time, moved from the cut glass pronunciations of Chichester.

    For example, an overweight girl used to work in the office nearby. He came, from there in to our office one day saying, "I've just seen that ***** bent over in there, from behind she looks like a Shoire 'orrse!"
     
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    For those who are interested, and I imagine there aren't that many, the IndyCar Series finale is about to start. Should be fun, hopefully.
     
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  8. Dan

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    I'm not interested at all but yay Indy
     
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    Unfortunately, Luck would have it that it's California tonight.

    (See what I did there?)
     
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  10. Dan

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    Unfortunately and I'm very disappointed in you. Bad boy.
     
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    If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
     
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  12. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    Hello! Is anyone there?
     
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    Good morning Mr Ramirez.
     
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  14. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    Then you'd be heading straight to the currency exchange.
     
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  16. Dan

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    To exchange his one nickel.
     
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    Still one more nickel than you.
     
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  18. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    Hey Joooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeey Steinberg.
     
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  19. ImpSaint

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    Lol at the last page on waxing :0

    My Wife is black and mos def looks better bald doon thar.

    However being Portuguese she sometimes needs prompting by means of waving a diposable blue gillette when the legs start getting stubbly.
     
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  20. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    Portuguese women are pretty hairy.Does she like Chicken piri-piri?
     
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