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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Channonfodder, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. Joe!

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    Twin Peaks? Never saw it. I know I should.
     
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  2. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    Hey Joe! How you doing mate?
     
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  3. Clem Fandango

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    And where you going with that gun in your hand?
     
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  4. PompeyLapras

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    Nah she's gonna come over to mine, there's a few tennis courts near where I live so we'll go there, she'll teach me how to play well and then we'll become mixed doubles partners and win Wimbledon! Maybe.
     
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    It's pretty good. I really like the film Mulholland Drive
     
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  6. Joe!

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    Something to lighten the mood:

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    Is that Huey, Duey or (F)luey?
     
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  8. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    <laugh>.
     
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    That's literally amazing. And you probably won't be told off, because most members of this site won't know what it is.
     
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  10. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    I know what it is :p.
     
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  11. Joe!

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    Check out sexpert over here.
     
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  12. Mr.Gaston Ramirez

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    I thought it was a happy face. What's it got to do with sex?<laugh>.
     
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    Never will, either.
     
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  14. PompeyLapras

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    But fair? No I'm only joking.

    I will say, that it's an expert who did the wax job.
     
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    I thought I had a dirty mind, but luckily it is what I thought it was! <laugh>
     
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  17. PompeyLapras

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    Meh, waxing's overrated. I prefer the natural look.
     
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    That's disgusting.
     
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    Having spent my salad (Gorilla) days in the eighties, I have seen my share of Blacksmith's aprons and burst mattresses. Waxing was unheard of back then and I still reminisce with a shudder sometimes.

    Some girls didn't even shave their pits, so you'd have been in furry paradise Lapras.
     
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  20. Joe!

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    Got to at least keep it tidy.
     
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