Nowt wrong with Sky

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sexy-pictures-of-georgie-thompson-natalie-1323880

So many to choose from.

 

Olivia Godfrey is the new babe on SSN closely followed by Natalie Sawyer.!!! Imo

Georgie Thompson looks so small on that picture.

 

if i want to shoot my load when watching sports news on telly , ill just sit the cat on my lap and apply copious amount of butter to my wanger !

 

Bad idea, a cats tongue is like p10 sandpaper, by the time your done your trophy will be like a bad case of balinitis gently descabbed with an angle grinder. If you have a dog I'd try using that instead

 

haa, i never considered that , ill get myself a pooch !!!

 

I'm fascinated Bob, are you talking from experience?

 

I am indeed, but my recommendation for those you aren't lazy would be to get a roast chicken, butter up it's anus and bonk away for endless hours of animal fun.

 

i remember years ago , probably in the late 80s i read in Fiesta i think it was - an article rating different food stuffs to stick your todger in for pleasure
I cant remember much ,but the cartoon picture had someone re-seeding a watermelon , Bizzare and pre internet too !

* Fiesta ?! how come if you saw a magazine fluttering in the street in the 80s , it was either a wickes catalogue or a mucky mag ??? we always spotted them on way to school too

 

We'd always find them int bushes, down track.

 

is it normal that I don't find any of them sexy?

*cue the "gay" remarks*

I am honestly struggling to pick one out but it would have to be between kirsty gallagher and sarah jane mee

 

The sky girls do scrub up very nicely. Thankfully No Jim White or David Garrido in sight. Phewwwwwwwwwwww.

 

No I'm not too keen on them either, give me a bit of eastenders heather or corries Eileen any day oh yes!!!

 

Bet you like the randy fat bird in Trollied as well.?