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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Medro, Sep 13, 2012
  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Orange proddy bastard.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 13, 2012
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Real men cut their own hair with a scythe. Bunch of mincers, the lot of you.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 13, 2012
  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I haven't had a professional haircut in 11 years, I just shave it all off once a year.

    And clean shaving your beard is for raging ****ters <ok>

    Not going to get started on deodorant/aftershave <doh>
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Horse's hoof
     
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  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    You must say that every morning.

    Smelly bastard
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No, I just wash every morning you pathetic **** <ok>
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    it's important to look and smell good for the ladies Toby. <diva>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 13, 2012
  9. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    And don't put on deodorant/aftershave?

    Like I say, you smelly bastard.
     
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  10. Barrie Lochrie

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    I piss on my own hands and splash that on my neck, then go to my jar of cum and use that for moisturiser.

    Burds luv the smell of Penis Products&#8482;
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Toby to talkin up close to a woman

    "Hi, I'm Toby"
    "Hi Tob...what is that smell?"
    "What smell?"
    "A real musty stench"
    "I can't smell anything"
    "Maybe it's you"
    "Na couldn't be, I washed hours ago"
    "Okay see ya, ya smelly bastard. And have a tic tac to, you're breath smells like dog fart!"
     
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    Medro, Sep 13, 2012
  12. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>

    A man's man.

    Me and you, me and you Edge.

    And not in a ****y way.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 13, 2012
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A man's man <------- Gayest phrase EVER
     
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    Gambol, Sep 13, 2012
  14. Barrie Lochrie

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    That's right ER, nature's scents are more alluring to those of the female persuasion. <ok>
     
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  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Dale Winton, Elton John, Louis Spence = Men's men
     
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    Medro, Sep 13, 2012
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    People are always chatting about TV programs on here. And Dallas is better than all of them.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 13, 2012
  17. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I have to say I don't know ANY fellas that watch Dallas.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Exactly. The definition of a "man's man" is a man who prefers the company of men. If that isn't closet gay then I don't know what is.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gay.

    Disny mean yer a bad person.

    Just gay.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 13, 2012
  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Correct Edge. Women want rough and hunky men with man smells.

    And that's probably why Im getting divorced.

    ****, I didn't work that one out right at all.

    Oh well, **** it, think I'll buy some tropical fish.
     
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