The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Quality

I suppose a job's a job right. The interview is for a customer service assistant

 

Accountancy really that bad?

I've had an interview at Toys R Us before, but the ****ers didn't want me

That was a few years ago anyway.

 

Ive done cust service stuff a few times. Really enjoy it tbh.

A tip, if you get a customer who is a ****, up in your face and you haver a near uncontrollable urge to rearrange his face then stop for a second breathe and be the happiest mother ****er you can be. Angry idiots cannot stand overly happy people. Be so happy that when you smile your lips fold around your face.

The result of this is the knobhead will probably have a heart attack on his drive home

 

I'll keep that in mind, cheers

 

Barrie Neville works with hard wood, sturdy thick polshed wood.

 

Good luck for the interview

 

Good advice - we used to call it "being offensively nice" - it's devastating - you see the knobheads curl up like a slug with salt on it

 

Thanks mate

 

Great advice though. The only problem with that is it's sometimes impossible to stop yourself laughing!
Good luck ith the interview Joe.

 

Thanks mate

 

All the best in your interview dude, hope you get the job

 

How is your technique polishing wood Joe Allen?

Barrie Neville has a vacancy that needs a sturdy and flexible hand

 

Cheers bud

 

On days like this yes

Good luck

 

Erics lost the Bernstein account

 

Well I'm sure things will get better.

Cheers bro

 

Glad I went to circuits.. Loads of new totty there tonight.. One bird with massive bangers.. Was a joy to watch.. Also a really sexy long legged bird turned up..

 

New there was a reason you went to circuits

 

I go to keep the weight down.. Durty birds are a mere bonus...

 

Dude, as a current product of the British education system I feel compelled to point out that the word you are looking for is K N E W.



When in this London weekend of yours Sweats, out of interest?