dead

Artex is so last decade.

 

they have just got it in paisley

 

well the way it's all dripping back off, it was the only way to describe it. I didn't want to get it all over your nice picture
and have your face like a painters radio

 

You know how to woo a girl, doncha?

 

I like the "doncha" at the end...are you a Pussycat Doll, Tina??

I would have a good go at making you go "woo"

Although, I struggle to believe that someone with your appearance and obvious intelligence would be slumming it on here, interacting with our ****in motley crew

 

you can either get chivalry or the vote, are you still happy with your choice?

 

I really don't see what my appearance has to do with me coming on here. Everyone gets bored. I'll take the picture off my profile if it's going to be a problem.

Just imagine I look like Susan Boyle from now on, ok?

 

Yes. Bring it on.

 

It's not a problem Tina, I'm just worried about the amount of fluids I'm going to lose looking at it...so just like I'm doing...keep it up

**** that, I think I would prefer Frankie Boyle, he's less hairy and looks more like a woman

 

Time to go home for me, I'll be going to Braehead on the way....see if I can get some Emmerdale DVD's, as it turns out the birds in it are gorgeous <wink>

<forearmlikepopeyemuir>

 

I would take a go on susan boyle, just so i can sell my story and pictures

 

She'd ride you senseless Dougie. >ok>

 

<Motorboat>

 

Bump

 

Tina looking like that burd from Emmerdale, back in the day maybe but if she looks like anyone out of Emmerdale these days it'll probably be ****ing Zak Dingle

 

Bet she wishes the Ed Balls Fiasco never happened.