It's the new term for the following situations... I've just won the lottery jackpot, but I'm bitter about the bloke who only got 4 numbers... I'm doing a Poyet. I'm going out with Miss World, but I'm bitter that you are going out with an old biffer... I'm doing a Poyet. You get the idea...
For Sale:- 2000 blank DVD's labelled "Brighton beat the Saints Volume II" No longer needed. I'm doing a Poyet
"I just got accepted into Oxford University, but im bitter of that person who works a full time job at McDonalds..." - Doing a poyet
My float just came first in the Brighton Gay Pride Parade, but I'm sooooooo bitter your float came third - I'm doing a Poyet
That guy over there is a good Ballet dancer, while all I can manage, is to spin round and round. I'm doing a Poyet.
going to the shops, i dropped a penny, well i was on my hans and knees and spent ages searching for it ( well risky in Brighton ) never did find it, , but i did find a pound coin, bought a scratch card and won ã50,000 but can you believe it, searched and searched still have not found my penny Poyet