Sorry if you've already seen this, but made me chuckle.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19486989 Not sure why the headline writers didn't go with "Alan Knill, Squirrel One"!
I'd actually seen it a couple of days ago. I felt for the poor bloody squirrel, caught in the spokes, strangled and possibly decapitated by the time it had the man over the bars, having been jammed against the brakes. I didn't want to share that kind of thing.
Didn't think of it like that, apologies if any offence caused, I had the squirrel down as the reckless one, thought he might have been drinking and ran out without looking or some thing...