This arse please log in to view this image Lets off an average of 7 farts per day. How does that make you feel ?
If that was my arse I'd be one fit bird, and I'd not be on here. Everyone knows there's no birds on the internet.
I'm a bit non-plussed learning that. I'd probably only sook about 3 farts a day out of that and that would be my lot.