What an arshole of a mod

“You can use my Dictaphone,” said the office Casanova to
the new secretary.
“No thanks, I’ll use my finger like everyone else,” she
replied.

 

No mate - just back from a couple of weeks in teh Canadian Bush... and that's not a euphemism. So unless you like stories about bears or trees you're **** out of luck from me!

 

No.

 

As the motorcyclist drew up to the traffic lights, a car
screeched to a halt and a man jumped out and ran up to him.
“For goodness sake man, didn’t you realise your wife had
fallen off when you took that sharp bend a mile back?”
“Oh thanks, mate,” replied the happy motorcyclist. “For a
moment I thought I’d gone deaf.”

 

A simple-minded man was sitting opposite a priest on the
train.
“Excuse me, why do you wear your collar back to front?”
asked the man.
“It’s because I’m a Father,” replied the priest.
“But I’m a father too,” said the man, “and I don’t wear my
collar back to front.”
“Aah, but the difference is, I’m a father to thousands.”
“Well, in that case,” retorted the man, “it’s not your collar,
it’s your trousers you should wear back to front.”

 

Give it up mate - it's after 4:30! Even the clock in my head (on Canadian time still) is telling me it's bedtime!

 

I turned off last night to watch football first, off to bed and woke to find an all night session, is it over now?

 

after 287 posts and a lot of time, i think what the op roger is trying to say, is he thinks badgers an arsehole, or something on them lines,

 

I wish you had come on early last night and explained that mate, would have saved a lot of time and effort.

 

Roger is in a steady relationship with a man

 

wont be you then

 

I wish it was Syd, this is turning out to be a bit farcical mate, every weekend is the same now, a drunken name calling session. I thought this was supposed to be a footy forum?

 

I think it's Bill

 

mackemwelder fingered his dog

 

easy answer mate

 

How old is this ******ed ****? ****ing 21 with a mental age of 10, what a ****ing loser this **** is.