Apparently we're interested in the Bordeaux midfielder for January. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...aux-midfielder-yoan-gouffran-is-a-cut-1311030 According to wikipedia, he's allergic to grass. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoan_Gouffran . You couldn't make it up (although, this being wikipedia, it's entirely possible that somebody has).
Which is an interesting affliction for a footballer. Perhaps they mean Grass Pollen. In other words, he gets hay fever.
And here was me thinking it was the kind that came in little bags. To be honest I'd take this story with some snort.