**The Official Premier League fantasy Football league 12/13**

Am I bottom yet?

 

Current standings are:

(position - team name - manager - game week points - total points)
1 eejits gary elvin 82 221
2 JMSLB Joao Mateus 69 209
3 Krul Intentions Daniel Coleman 63 208
4 Not Very Athletic FC Paul Moffitt 70 205
5 Neo101 billal guellati 74 204
6 Toondercats Erik St 52 200
7 Keelo XI Oliver Keeling 61 197
8 Taking Pa-piss-e Rich Hills 71 196
9 Bosley Babes 1881 Geoff Bosley 56 196
10 Gormies Goal Machine Sean Gorman 67 195
11 Norfolk Enchance michael howe 65 193
12 Only Two Ameobi's Obi Wan 67 187
13 The Tekkers Trekkers Matt Burrows 68 179
14 Gramercy Riffs Garry Tuke 81 175
15 50 Shades of Tiote bryan james 63 175
16 NISA NAUFAL FC Nuar Nani 62 174
17 Crash Test Dummies Kieron Waterson 58 172
18 Notts united Ryan Tack 64 170
19 HeKeepsThemInCheick Ali Maberly 54 170
20 Steveo's strugglers Stephen C 70 167
21 Szef Hotspur John Boss 60 158
22 Knee-jerk Sackings Craig Spencer 37 158
23 Optoonistic United Richard Howes 42 157
24 Real Sosobad Dan Simmons 47 156
25 AGT Football Cru Josh Doherty 50 155
26 BEAST Heavy Metal 63 152
27 Bradley Boys United Craig Bradley 37 149
28 London Silly Nannys Don Henley 53 149
29 Bayer Neverlosin Doug Hall 42 148
30 Muirinho's Lads Christopher Muir 58 148
31 Toon Army Will Pettit 37 146
32 B&W All Over Brian Mallon 41 144
32 Colonel Getafe caroline strong 54 144
32 andulas anna glover 60 144
35 Everyone's below me Michael Teward 57 143
36 Karen Gillan is lush Bobby Robson 29 142
37 maradonas other hand Stewart Murray 47 142
37 Lispole celtic Jack Ferriter 32 142
39 Colin Fc Matt Davison 41 139
40 Badonde All Stars Harry Drew 42 137
41 ACS RAMPANT REPPISTS Alberts Chip Shop 20 136
42 Random Heroes Stevie Cowan 58 135
43 Yoshi Yella Simon Ward 55 134
44 grumpy utd joe sample 47 129
45 Sunny's Soldiers Sunny Singh 31 128
46 DN4 RUUD BOYZ Ashley John-lewis 24 126
47 Mr Tiote Mr Tiote 57 124
48 Noz ryh hoper 46 123
49 Lovely Bears Niall Turnbull 31 117
50 The Magnificent XI Mike Graham 29 114
51 The Gallowgate FC Damion Bush 28 103
52 Sporting Lesbian Chris Thompson 28 102
53 Serotonin Supernovas Ian Lowenhoff 30 96
54 Eichman United Lee Francis 25 75
55 TOONARMY matthew jackson 16 64
56 Silky Smooth Knacker Dan 20 55

 

Doing a bit better than I thought. Not a lot though.

 

I'm doomed! doomed I tell thee

 

In the top half, blimey this must be a crap league. I've done nothing the last two weeks.

 

woopie winning

 

time for some team swapping methinks...

 

I'm not a sore loser like some the lads on here, so congratulations on being top!










You lucky bastard.





I'm actually pleasantly surprised, considering I was away for the last 2 gameweeks. Is the Mr Tiote the real cybernuisance or a piss-take? If he's real, and he can't predict premier league players playing well, maybe I should destroy my tin-foil hat and telescope... Maybe the Aliens aren't coming...

 

Woop finally had a good week, think I topped this week with a mighty fighty 79! Only Cisse, Michu and Reed didn't score me many points =)

 

Ben Arfa, Cisse and RVP all in my side, the rest did **** all.

Dyer being sent off

 

Unlike Jose Enrique, I am currently in the top 6.

 

Aww I am 7th =(

 

Long way to go yet Colocreamy. Plenty of time.

 

Ah if only my good Captain Benny had taken the pen....

 

If's and buts, you need to have a word with Pards to make sure HBA does take the pens.

 

Dear Mr Pardew,

Please would you ensure that Hatem Ben Arfa gets many goals and assists in upcoming games as he will often be my captain in fantasy football. This will make me many points and I will be top of the world rankings for all time.

If you can make sure Cisse and Krul get lots of assists and goals too, but no one else as then it may benefit others, people like that Demba Ba I love but don't have in my team. My friends have Ba in their team but they are fools unlike me who has Cisse!

Talking of wor Timmy Krul, could you ask him, to make many saves but conceed no goals when he is fit. This will not only give Benny McArfa his 1 point clean sheet bonus (doubled to 2) but give Krul lots of pointsywointsys too. Just have a word with the defence and ask them to let players who can't shoot well take as many shots as they like.

Finally in the upcoming league game with Manchester United could you tell the lads to give Robin Van Persie five penalties (all of which will get saved by Krul), and then gently encourage him to punch the referee and get sent off? This will mean everyone else who has invested their points in him will get many negatives!

Yours Faithfully,

Colocreamy of Optoonistic United

PS: Tell Cabs I think it is a shame he is married

 

Love it!

 

Alas, i have not faired so well this week

 

1 JMSLB Joao Mateus 35 350
2 Gormies Goal Machine Sean Gorman 50 348
3 Krul Intentions Daniel Coleman 43 344
4 Szef Hotspur John Boss 62 337
5 Only Two Ameobi's Obi Wan 40 334
6 eejits gary elvin 22 328
7 Beer and Skittles George Dinenis 35 326
8 AGT Football Cru Josh Doherty 56 325
9 Bosley Babes 1881 Geoff Bosley 49 317
10 Toondercats Erik St 47 316
11 Muirinho's Lads Christopher Muir 52 305
12 Optoonistic United Richard Howes 19 303
12 London Silly Nannys Don Henley 49 303
14 Neo101 billal guellati 39 302
15 Crash Test Dummies Kieron Waterson 37 301
16 Taking Pa-piss-e Rich Hills 25 300
17 FC Donners Paul Donley 22 299
18 Gramercy Riffs Garry Tuke 42 298
19 50 Shades of Tiote bryan james 34 297
19 HeKeepsThemInCheick Ali Maberly 29 297
21 Badonde All Stars Harry Drew 47 296
22 Alfie's 11 Alfie T 29 296
23 Norfolk Enchance michael howe 32 295
24 Keelo XI Oliver Keeling 22 294
25 Steveo's strugglers Stephen C 25 294
26 Not Very Athletic FC Paul Moffitt 24 292
27 The Tekkers Trekkers Matt Burrows 26 289
28 Bradley Boys United Craig Bradley 43 288
29 maradonas other hand Stewart Murray 31 280
30 NISA NAUFAL FC Nuar Nani 30 280
30 Notts united Ryan Tack 40 280
32 BEAST Heavy Metal 48 279
33 Random Heroes Stevie Cowan 47 278
34 Real Sosobad Dan Simmons 38 275
35 Karen Gillan is lush Bobby Robson 38 274
36 Colonel Getafe caroline strong 52 273
37 B&W All Over Brian Mallon 21 268
38 Everyone's below me Michael Teward 31 267
39 Yoshi Yella Simon Ward 48 265
40 grumpy utd joe sample 42 263
41 The Gallowgate FC Damion Bush 45 261
41 Knee-jerk Sackings Craig Spencer 34 261
43 Bayer Neverlosin Doug Hall 33 259
44 andulas anna glover 29 256
45 ACS RAMPANT REPPISTS Alberts Chip Shop 28 254
46 Sunny's Soldiers Sunny Singh 45 247
47 Noz ryh hoper 34 247
48 Colin Fc Matt Davison 39 247
49 Toon Army Will Pettit 41 243
50 Lispole celtic Jack Ferriter 24 235
51 Lovely Bears Niall Turnbull 33 233
52 DN4 RUUD BOYZ Ashley John-lewis 40 233
53 Mr Tiote Mr Tiote 23 218
54 Sporting Lesbian Chris Thompson 35 213
55 Silky Smooth Knacker Dan 77 209
56 The Magnificent XI Mike Graham 33 201
57 Eichman United Lee Francis 71 199
58 Serotonin Supernovas Ian Lowenhoff 16 170
59 TOONARMY matthew jackson 48 157

 

That's me sitting nicely in 4th and climbing the table.... a spurs fan is going to win the Toon Fantasy league