My money would be on cattermole over any 1 of your players and don't even get me started on how ****ing hard Bardsley is
The not606 Sunderland fans are my sheep and I'm trying to guide them to pastures new. We'll get there eventually don't worry, I'm a great leader.
I wear traditional Shepherd attire complete with staff (a crook to us in the know) to strike any sheep that try to stray. Pastures new is a metaphore for taking the board to a better place, but not literally.