That was ****ing ****...but...

Just got back from Blackpool, pissed, annoyed, but had a good day in The Manchester pub, singing NUFC songs none stop, even the Blackpool DJ was taking the piss out of Sunderland!

Well, we didn't even ****ing try! It must have been only 1 shot on target? That was a dire ****ing performance...however.

You ****ing mackem muppets, we are still above you, we are still the biggest club in the NE as we have been for over a century. You beat Wigan, well done, just don't get the passports out yet, it's not going to happen. All these articles on us, you haven't overtaken us you stupid bastards, keep your mouths shut! Even if you do overtake us, as I fully expect you to do, you still can't claim bragging rights, as we are just a newly promoted team as you kept on telling us, and your team being light years ahead of us.

I would have took a point beforehand, but not in that way, we were terrible! Oh well, still above the mackems, and still in the top half, with 4 games to go, I am ****ing delighted!

Who's up for town?

 

Agree.

Staying in, mate

A cold drink and snacks can't beat anything

Who do you think was our worst performer?

 

Sorry im drinking want to go out but no way off getting through

 

Defence played well I thought, Barton was very quiet, Tiote was good again, unlucky to get booked, strikers were poor even though Lovenkrands' goal was brilliant. I would say anyone but Tiote outside the defence was poor.

Replacing Nolan with Perch, tell me how that is logical? 1 striker at the time, bring ****ing Ranger on!

 

^ Yeah some of Pardew's tactics and subs were baffling to say the least. Kuqi over Ranger? wtf.. and Perch over Raylor or even Saylor?

 

Blackpool are ****ing ****, and to not even try to win the game is very annoying! We need 4 new strikers.

 

Krul 8 - Saved our skins. Was very good today. Impressive display by the youngster.
Simpson 6 - Not one of his best displays but wasn't as shocking as most. Held his own IMO.
Willo 5 - Average display, looked shaky(how many times have I said that this year?).
Colo 6 - Better than Willo by some degree but not a performance to remember.
Enrique 3 - Shocking today. Did he have Liverpool in his mind? Needs to get his act together for next week.
Barton 3 - Shocking display. I think the Man United game took his toll on him. Disappointing performance in general.
Tiote 6 - Average. Although worked his socks off for the cause and looked more interested than his partner in crime Nolan.
Nolan 2 - **** performance. No real energy, no real mobility, looked somewhat tired in the second half(might have a injury), passing was poor and looked out of his depth at times. I don't want him in the starting line-up next season. Apart from his goals I don't rate him
Guti 7 - Looked good in the first half for some while but run out of gas in the second because of all that defensive work he had to put in. Not his best performance ny any means though.
Shola 2 - **** performance. He was very poor against Man United but today he didn't even look Championship standard at times. Why didn't Pardew put on Ranger/Kuqi on for Shola much earlier?
Loverman 7 - Yes he scored but I thought his general display was very good. Showed good effort, movement and energy. One of the shining lights that's for sure.. why did he get taken off? Ridiculous decision by Pardew.

Subs :

Ireland 6 - Showed good passing, movement and ability. Looking good and will only improve with more matches. Hopefully he starts over Shola next week.

Kuqi - N/A.

Pardew 5 - Disappointing. Tactics and subs all wrong. Was looking for the draw after keeping Shola on and moving to a 4411/451. Needs to be a bit more adventurous and brave IMO.

Here are mine

These are my ratings if you are interested

Couldn't go to the match.. I only go to the ones in London. Had to watch it through a ****ty stream!

 

Pretty fair

 

Exactly what I've been ranting about. It was like Allardyce all over again.

 

Yeah. ****ing hoofballs to Ameobi.. painful viewing. Our attitude to this game(Pardew's as well IMO) was relaxed and it seemed some players(Enrique *cough*) had there holidays in there minds. Hope Pardew manages to motivate them somewhat for next week. Here's hoping anyways..

 

Have you been deleting comments you naughty man? I have been getting the blame on the scum board on the 'How sad' article for deleting comments! You see what you get me into? don't worry mate, the comments were only from Billy and Roger, possibly the two most intellectually challenged posters I have ever seen!

 

So you going out great weather for it if you are

 

I merged two threads which were essentially same and then Gyan's Y Fronts started kicking off. SMB.

 

typical. Even the genius Roger has started a thread about this thread now! Class, I love the attention!

 

Even the dick head Badger is shown in his true colous now tosser

 

Zzzzz

 

Roger's a poor man's master-simpson but he still cracks me up.

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Well apparently according to the commentator on Real doing the mackem match Blackpool were playing Norwich (RDS swapped matches)