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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Jun 21, 2010.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    do you get one for your mrs when you get married? she spun this on me yesterday

    "i'm not sure if your wedding gift will arrive in time"

    "my what now?!"

    this is clearly made up bullshit (like wedding favours)
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2010
  2. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Tell her that her wedding gift will be served up after the ceremony and also many times on honeymoon <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jun 21, 2010
  3. RDW1

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    What a ****in letdown.
     
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    RDW1, Jun 21, 2010
  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    **** that her wedding gift is half of everything you own once she dumps your fat ginger ass.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Jun 21, 2010
  5. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    apparently "i got you a ring, wtf more do you want?!" doesnt cut it either.

    i'll buy her a nice set of pans and some anal lube <ok>
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2010
  6. RDW1

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    Save yourself some money on the lube.
    Use spit. <ok>
     
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    RDW1, Jun 21, 2010
  7. lone ranger

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    dont be daft, this is for our honeymoon! no expense spared!

    the pans'll be non stick as well <ok>
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2010
  8. RDW1

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    You romantic fool.
     
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    RDW1, Jun 21, 2010
  9. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    i'm like a teuchter Clark Gable <ok>










    a horrible, horrible, wife beating drunk <ok>
     
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    lone ranger, Jun 21, 2010
  10. BolloBollo

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    The bananas in his house will be getting mouth raped by him if that was the case!
     
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    BolloBollo, Jun 21, 2010

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    Best Not606 quote for a while. Well done LR <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Jun 21, 2010

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