Best thread title ever The word "restraining" when it's fairly close to the word "order" does unsettle me slightly.
Why you no likey the word "gusset"? What's wrong with gusset? Gusset seems a prefectly fine word. Gusset.
It's just a very old word, I think, and it reminds me of folk like Norah Batty and Vera Lynn. While I don't really like thinking about gussets at all, I certainly don't want to be thinking about theirs! A big soggy gusset, could solve the drought problems in Africa.
See they buttons they have on the gusset of a teddy (the underwear not the cuddly toy) they don't half jag yer baws.