Unbelievable how lazy paid journalists are these days since the invention of Twitter! Anyone running this fellas stories should be sacked! This kid got up to 43k of followers just spouting bull over and over again, but people believe what they want to I suppose! Fair play to the little troll. I bet he couldnt have imagined how many he was going to catch when he threw that net out! http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j322tm Hey Guys, I am writing to tell you that, no, I am not a 'Football Agent' or 'ITK.' I am infact an 18 year old and I have been fooling all of you gullible idiots with my fake stories for the past 2 months. I started out when I was bored one evening and I never once thought that I could get 43k followers. I feel my twitter experience has been very successful with some of my 'Stories' even trending 5th in the world. I'm proud to say that I haven't had even one transfer scoop in my time yet people still say im more reliable than Sky Sports News and the BBC. Laughable. Some of my personal highlights were the Kaka and Falcao stories which were completely made up. The Daily Mail even wrote an article based on my Kaka tweets and the 2 journalists who wrote it were following me. The Falcao story was possibly my favourite. Last night it was trending worldwide for over an hour and for over 3 hours in Spain and in the UK. Another fascinating thing about my time on twitter was how some top respected journalists believed my rubbish and even used me as a news source. Whilst I am here I can also point out there is no such thing as an ITK or Agent on twitter, anyone with an IQ in double figures would realise this. @Agent_NCP , @EPL_Source and @Agent_ITK are all just poor versions of myself who would be nothing without begging me for shoutouts. @Backpage is another clown who stole my fake stories everyday and passed them off as their own. Im not sorry for wasting everybody's time, you should have realised I was a fake when I got all of my stories wrong and deleted countless tweets. I still cant believe that, I, personally have been trending in Manchester, Leeds, Ireland, Nigeria and South Africa. Perhaps I do feel a bit sorry for the guy who got 'Falcao 20' printed on his Chelsea top. I have really enjoyed my time on twitter, especially winding up Everton and Tottenham fans on a daily basis. You idiots must have realised I was a fake when I linked your team with every player possible in the hope that one move would happen. My time has now come to and end and I hope to enjoy the last few days of the transfer window without making up rumours myself. Thank you to whoever followed me and retweeted my garbage, it was really appreciated. Goodbye Everyone Regards, @FootballAgent49 (The Boss)
'In his spare time he runs LUST on the same basis, and has 7500 mugs believing him' 'This made me chuckle ' how sad
Hope this goes some way to ending the media FIXATION with Twitter. Hard to read a single story in the papers (print or online) these days which doesn't have a footnote about what ****ing Joey Barton, Stephen Fry and Princess Diana's former gynaecologist have had to tweet about it.
i am a bit shocked that some of you care enough to be viewing profiles and doing the whole like / dislike thing. Me I had a little play clicked a couple of dislikes I meant and disliked a post I didn't mean to. I wont be doing the like dislike thing again. Some of the functionality seems a bit ott for talking about footie.
You know who happens to follow LUST on twitter chippie? Ross McCormack. I'd wager he's not the only player to do so and I'd assume he was one of the players involved in the letter LUST published. Of course he's probably just someone else who's been duped by their lies, along with thousands of fans, Phil Hay, the BBC and Sky Sports.
Yep got to agree LUST seem very good at over selling. If the big fella ever starts flogging double glazing he will be minted. ;-) BTW I am joshing I am bored by the whole Bates// Lust/ sheikh yawallet thing. I just want to watch my team play well and look like they are trying to win. Now the season has started and we look like a decent unit I am not too bothered about who owns us. I have not heard any anti bates chants in ER in any of the 3 proper games there so far this year. not even at 2-0 down on saturday
